Resistance is futile

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Ugh, don’t want to get out of bed…but, you know, work.
Wish I had a reason to stay in bed :-(

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Even jokes are in my mind!

Doctor:
Are you sexually active?
Me:
Ha
Me:
Hahahaha
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me:
HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me:
OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me:
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me:
FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
Me:
Hahaha
Me:
Haaa....
Me:
Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me:
No, no I am not.